Thursday, October 8, 2009

Birthday Drinks Gone Wrong

OMG!!!!

So last night a group of us went out for Sara's birthday for a drink at Wired Wabbit her in the big city of Childress, America. So our "Group" consisted of Myself, THE Donald, Sara & Josh, and Sara's brother Johnny. So let me just give you a run down of what the inside of The Wired Wabbit looks like...... There is a big long bar on one wall and tables in front of the bar which take up half the room, the other half consist of a dance floor, pool table, and yes a stripper pole (no stripper though..and clothes must stay on) oh and don't for get the naked girl painted on the wall(about the only place in Childress that serves alcohol). So we sat down at a big table in the middle of the place and ordered drinks, THE Donald and I got food too, and it wasn't too busy but there were some characters in there. Two guys about our age sat at the table next to us and chatted a bit there were a bunch of men were at the bar,a few couples at other tables, and one old man sitting in the corner with a younger guy. So let me elaborate about "the old man"..... He had no teeth not one, he smoked like a freight train, poor guy was just old white trash...His tongue was out of control! It was in his mouth moving around out of his mouth moving around really scaring everyone except the guy sitting with him.
So we sing Sara "Happy Birthday" the bartender bring her a "blow job" (a shot) they make her drink with no hands we hoop and holler having a good time.....then....the creepy white-trash crazy 8inch long tongue guy with no teeth walks over to our table and begs Sara to dance with him.Of course she is horrified and says "OH NO I Can't Dance!!" So he asks again and again. After Sara said NO for the third time he precedes to tell her his friend at the table will strip for her birthday. By this time Sara and I are laughing so hard at this creepy guy we can barley breath. After that little stunt he danced by himself and his friend left. He sat quietly at his table by himself for a while and we had a few drinks finishing the night up. Josh, Sara, and Johnny decided it was time for them to go home but THE Donald's friend Ryan showed up to play some pool so we hung out for a while. Well the little table in the corner the old white trash guy was sitting at just happened to be right next to the pool table. Well Ryan in a funny guy and likes to give everyone a hard time or just make fun of you. THE Donald and Ryan began playing pool, every time I looked at Ryan he stuck his tongue out and rolled it around at me like the creepy guy. While that was going on creepy guy was trying to help THE Donald play pool telling where and what ball to shoot at so I wasn't sure who to laugh at I was just laughing. Finally Ryan and THE Donald introduce there selves to this old dude claiming to be FRED and Donny. Then introduced me as Stacey but we never got a name from old dude... So the next game of pool Ryan aka Fred talk old white trash dude into playing....Tried to get him to bet a $100 on the game or "buy a round for the house" but old w.t. dude said "Oh No I don't bet on pool. So Ryan broke and then scratched shortly after... old w.t. dude stood t the end of the table and studied the balls on the table really concentrating on what he was gonna go with that tongue just going wild with Ryan not far behind him with his tongue going wild.. I couldn't even stand there still uncontrollably laughing I had to almost walk away. But he finally shot the ball and didn't hit a damn thing which made it that much funnier. By the time they finally finished that game I was ready to go...So we paid out and told the people we knew bye I waived and walked really fast past the old w.t.dude. Ryan & THE Donald weren't as smart as me, Ryan got a hand shake from him and headed for the truck and THE Donald well....poor guy got a half hug, a hand shake, and a crumbled up posted note.....So we get outside and he uncrumbles the note and reads it just shaking his head. THE Donald hands me the post it and says I think the old w.t. dude meant to give this to you or Sara.... Looking down I read the note


It Said......

YOUR HOT CALL ME 937-%#@$


I screamed and about peed my pants laughing and took it to Ryan to read.... Ryan just told THE Donald "I knew he was looking at you funny with that tongue just going crazy, he wanted you man..." So I then had to call Sara and tell her what happened. She just died laughing too and told THE Donald "See he was just talking to me to get to you" So we went out and THE Donald got a phone number and a new boyfriend.....

1 comment:

  1. I needed a good laugh this morning! LMAO!
    That Donald, he's just too hot for his own good....that is too funny.

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